ON CLERGYMEN BUGGERING LITTLE BOYS

Benedict Groeschel, Reverend of the Franciscan Friars of Renewal, recently claimed in an interview with a Catholic news source it was often the case that priests were seduced by teenagers…I knew this guy…he was a real RILF, if ya know what I mean. Hm….I remember going through catechism and the priest’s mocking disapproval, followed by a cheshire grin, when I said, “…and lead us not into TEMPTATION…” during the Lords Prayer. Priests are often teased like that. There was just something about much older, creepy, droopy men in cassocks that drove young boys wild – come on, the priest were practically asking for it! I tried seducing nuns, but the priest would say, “it’s okay to try with nun, but just don’t get into the HABIT…get it, HABIT?” (…whenever you’re at a rave and a man with a funny colar, and a cross around his neck puts a wafer on your tongue saying, “…the body of Christ…” it’s probably really ecstasy…)